Rosy Business or Jin Guo Xiao Xiong (2010) — episodes 12 to the end
With the help of a little brandy in my coffee, the story trudges on with a new theme as locusts threaten the crops. Naturally, everyone except Hong Bo Kei, (Sheren Tang), Chai Kau (Wayne Lai) and a few old farmers in the fields who remember the last plague, want to see the warning signs. So Hong Bo Kei orders an early harvest even though this will mean losing about 80% of the planting. She reasons it’s better to have something than nothing. Everyone else thinks she’s nuts and ignores the threat. Chai Kau and the loyal workers then build decoy grain storage to deceive the local people into thinking there’s enough rice to feed them all. In the midst of all this, Cheung Kiu (Elliot Yue) revives and, as the locust swarm descends, listens to the lies of Yan Fung Yee (Susan Tse) about how Cheung Bit Man (Pierre Ngo) has been the saviour of the business. As intended, the local people are deceived by the granaries and the panic subsides. A friend then tells Chai Kau it was Cheung Bit Man who engineered his capture by Pang Hang (Lee Sing Cheung). Now, in the midst of all the chaos, Chai Kau is out for revenge.
In due course, Pang Heng catches his nephew and mistress without their clothes on. He then blackmails Hong Bo Kei into paying a large sum of hush money. She obviously wants to avoid Cheung Kiu being upset. Unfortunately, Cheung Bit Man gets all excited when he gets home and blurts out a completely distorted version of reality. At this point, his mother takes matters into her own hands and beats him black and blue — a remedy that should have been routinely applied from an early age. This keeps him in the home although he’s hanging by a thread. Meanwhile, Chai Kau and Hong Bo Kei conspire to displace Pang Heng’s monopoly on the river route. Fortunately, the Prince (Kwok Fung) reappears to find out why rice is more expensive when it comes from this part of China. When he discovers the protection racket, he orders open competition on the river route. For different reasons, this leaves both Cheung Bit Man and Pang Heng plotting revenge. Meanwhile, even though he’s only got a few episodes left to live, Cheung Kiu goes off into the countryside to get his third wife Lau Fong (Kara Hui) to come back. Pang Kiu (Kiki Sheung), the second wife, decides she can’t stand living in the same household as Hong Bo Kei so, when Cheung Bit Mo (Kelvin Leung) her son is due to take the exams to enter the civil service, she goes off with him.
The mountain men are now paying Chai Kau to plot their dominance of the water route and, to rub Pang Heng up the wrong way, our hero takes in the ex-mistress who is out on the streets begging. Wedding bells are in the offing here as for Cheung Bit Ching (Ron Ng) who’s lining up to marry the confidence trickster who cheated him when they first met. Meanwhile, Cheung Bit Man has hired three assassins who wait in the shadows to kill Chai Kau. On the night of his wedding celebration, they carry his drunken form to the lake, stab him and throw him in, weighted down with a rock. Back in the mainstream plot, Cheung Kiu has formally made two wills and left them with the Price while, in an adjoining province, the Taiping Rebellion is starting and the Longhairs have begun their onslaught. This now threatens the second wife and her son. With Chai Kau still missing, the mountain men rally to fight Pang Heng, but Hong Bo Kei talks them out of a direct attack. When she confronts Pang Heng, he tells her of the three assassins he has seen about town. Further investigation finds Cheung Bit Man paying them off. The problem is evidence. As the Qing Dynasty sends troops to confront the rebels, the local Magistrate tries to extort rice from Hong Bo Kei. She refuses, but Yan Fung Yee and Cheung Bit Man offer him a bribe to help them grab the business when Cheung Kiu finally dies.
With Cheung Kiu finally dead, the corrupt wing of the family now tries simple fraud to seize the business, but the Prince is on hand to see Hong Bo Kei remains in charge. Chai Kau now re-emerges (how disappointing he didn’t actually die) and promises revenge. With Cheung Bit Man released from jail for lack of evidence on the murder charge, Chai Kau is plotting a murder of his own despite Hong Bo Kei’s attempts to dissuade him. The Longhair rebels may be coming our way having incidentally killed the second wife. With any luck, they will kill the entire cast before things get any more awful. While we wait for the rebels, Cheung Bit Man finds out Chai Kau is alive and sets a trap to kill him, but our hero turns out to be bulletproof as well as stabproof. The Longhairs kill the leader of the mountain men so the wounded Chai Kau is promoted to Boss. He’s determined to make a profit and keep Wuxia safe. He makes another attempt to kill Cheung Bit Man, but Hong Bo Kei persuades him not to do it and the boy runs into hiding. When the rebels finally arrive, it turns out the General is a childhood friend of Pang Heng who’s put in charge of the local militia. A trap is set by Yan Fung Yee to get Hong Bo Kei out of the way but, not surprisingly, it fails. Nevertheless, the calm following the General’s arrival is disturbed.
Anyway, it turns out these rebels are awfully nice chaps (not at all as portrayed in the history books) and, once Hong Bo Kei and Chai Kau have set the General straight on who the good guys are, Pang Heng has to do the dog walk (albeit with pig bones), while Yan Fung Yee and Cheung Bit Man run off with the money they had buried under a tree in the family house’s garden. As the troops loyal to the Qing Dynasty approach, the General shoots himself in the head and those who have been collaborating to ensure the safety of Wuxia debate how to avoid being killed. In the end, they run off with the retreating rebels except the Qing troops come prematurely and they are cut off.
Now comes retribution from the Qing troops and, with the corrupt magistrate’s return, the Yan Fung Yee and Pang Heng show is running again. This time, Hong Bo Kei and Chai Kau are hauled off to jail. This prompts the mouse-like Lau Fong to make the dangerous journey to Nanking to fetch the Prince. She gets the message through but dies in the attempt. The Prince’s arrival sees everyone back in the right place except Chai Kau now has consumption and feels like death is imminent. Cheung Bit Man is out of control and, egged on by Uncle Pang Heng, they decide the raid the family home and burn down the rice stores. Unfortunately, Bit Man contrives to mess up even this simple task and burns to death. The robbery is more successful and Pang Heng briefly escapes with the family jewels. There’s then a terrible melodramatic ending as Yan Fung Yee raves in front of what’s left of the household, explaining how her son burned himself to death but was not a bad boy. This leaves her less than fully sane in her mother-in-law’s care. For us, there are just two things to resolve. The keys get handed over to Cheung Bit Ching, allowing fourth wife to retire, and Chai Kau goes off with Father Brown. It seems Western medicine is arriving in China and may be able to save him. At the last moment, his wife tells Hong Bo Kei to go in her place and the two soul mates have two years of happiness before the consumption finally drags him off.
Frankly, this has been an embarrassingly bad serial with the thinnest of plots and everything apart from an opening sequence showing the Prince travelling across country and the ending by the river done on the cheap in the same sets. This seriously limited the scope for drama with hammy acting coming to the fore with Pierre Ngo as Cheung Bit Man growing more obviously insane as the episodes passed, Lee Sing Cheung as Pang Heng rolling his eyes, curling his lip and trying to look tough as the local triad boss, and Susan Tse as Yan Fung Yee contriving to look like the wicked witch except when her hair got all mussed up at the end. Ron Ngo wasn’t given much to do and poor Wayne Lai had a thankless role with him running hot and cold at the beginning and then getting all noble at the end. Only Sheren Tang emerges with any credit. She did at least come over as sincere.
For the review of the first episodes see: Rosy Business or Jin Guo Xiao Xiong (2010) — episodes 1 to 11.